Idling

Bonjour!
-Stanley (pictured above) illustrates how I feel today
-Today is back to reality
-I'm sitting at the office after a difficult nights sleep
-Desperation takes its toll on me as I search for entertainment here
-As soon as I get this blog under control I'm subscribing to Liberally Lean
-I never watch the news... literally never
-A noisy cricket is about to lose it's life in this office...It's not time for a solo jimmeny
-I've been thinking about shopping for days... I shall quench that thirst today
-It's 10:21 a.m and I can Promis you I will be back on blogger before 5:00 p.m
-Mara, founder of M Loves M, has no idea how much I am on her blog during the week
-I have a friend date with Nord tonight
-In an attempt to hunt down the singing cricket, I discovered that he is in a vent in the ceiling... so all hopes of killing him have been supressed
-It is now 4:41 p.m, and just as I knew I would, I am back on blogger
-The Department of Public Saftey is a tragic place
-The Department of Public Saftey is a dirty place
-The Department of Public Saftey is a crowded place
-Improvements could be made to the Department of Public Saftey
-The cricket has taken a break this afternoon and I feel mildly guilty for threatening his life
-I am still unsure of the gender of the office cricket, but for now it is referred to as a he
-theAFTERpart is an adventure tablet for life after high school... but today (and probably for the rest of the week) the only adventures will occur in this office, hence the restless listing
-Today, if all planned ends well, I will buy a pair of grey oxfords
-I prefer "grey" over "gray"
-My spelling prefernce has nothing to do with any ABC endorsements
-I just now had a glimpse of the only truly original person I've ever met
-It saddens me to tell you that he recently sold out to a society that claims to be anti society
-It's funny how those things work out